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The 10 Commandments of Online Dating

Protecting Hearts and Relationship Potential


     "I'm Kaitlyn with Channel 21 News for a Special Report. And I'm joined by Eden, the bridesmaid from Book 3: The Shotgun's Wedding. For the sake of protecting hearts and relationship potential, Eden, you have developed what you call The 10 Commandments on Online Dating."
     "That's right Kaitlyn," Eden replies. "Love is the most interrupted process of all time. My online dating policy is 10 rules to keep your deserving heart safe."
     "Excellent," Kaitlyn says offering her microphone. "The floor is yours."

1. Honor Thy "Expiration Date"

To avoid the trap of a Catfish, give that special someone homework due on a "specific date" in the near future (birthday is preferred): send picture proof. This way, you can enjoy the bond and have emotional insurance, simply by honoring the promised "expiration date" of this overdue experience.

2. Thou Shall Have No Other E-mails

Most scammers will immediately isolate you off the dating site and within their personal email so they can speak strategically to you to get money, inappropriate favors, steal data, ect. Because your heart is involved, and the extra privacy can be rationalized as romantic, this may be tempting. So make a decision beforehand to stick to this commandment for your heart's and time's sake.

3. Thou Shalt Not Lend

Love and empathy are 2 different things. If you feel like a target of operant conditioning, where love seems like it's being held for ransom, move on. Both love and help should require sincerity, rather than an inconvenient back story to put the courting process on hold until you alone come to the economic rescue. So no love banks, okay? Leave a loan alone.

4. Remember The "Special Data"

This is also a good icebreaker. Quiz your potential mate on your profile...from inside your profile. This creates a "special data" password! It's the dating equivalent of "click here to prove you're not a spam robot." Doing this will expose those love imposters who copy & paste their fishy phishing introduction with some other unshy motive.

For example, ask "what was my last hobby listed in my profile?" right inside your site profile. Use it like a password first before their message to you. This way you'll know that any message that doesn't begin with "skydiving" for example isn't paying close enough attention. You'll know before they know!

5. Thou Shalt Not Take the Future in Vain

Many profiles have what I like to call "Penpal Profiles," meaning they're just looking for someone to talk to. They have absolutely no intention of dating or meeting up. But, in the most innocent of ways, they're wasting your heart's time. To avoid this, clear that field with "future language." Give them a "meetup password" for whenever they decide to ask you out or vise versa. And observe their reaction. The "future language" will test the serious level, while simultaneously confirming yours!

Go even further by giving them a "freestyle questionnaire" to complete in 60 seconds ranging from how they feel about kids, to their willingness to relocate, from political affiliations, to religious identity. And don't worry because real love is a longtime fan of the future.

6. Thou Shalt Not Entertain False Profiles

There's no way you should help someone manipulate your heart! Spotting a big inconsistency in what they've chosen to promote, it goes against the seniority that honesty itself should have in a relationship. This is dating profile; it's not employment! And the question becomes whether it's insecurity, dishonesty by choice, a narcissistic personality, or all of the above. This is love traffic to seriously consider.

7. Honor Thy Logic & Their Clues

Remember our detective's strategy: The Invisible Oops? You must sometimes create your own opportunity to see what's really in someone's heart to protect your own. So in their messages, search for the motive, look for the origin of any alleged misfortune which mysteriously high-jack your conversations. Ask yourself, "How did the conversation steer here?" Even print it out to examine. If all their messages produce more anxiety than the date that hasn't even happened yet, do what you must before allowing yourself to get too involved in a unprovable dilemma. Always remember:

"Wisdom will have Delilah's plan 'cut short' before it lacks the strength to" - Jwyan C. Johnson

8. Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery (Unknowingly)

In one online dating site, 60 percent of the profiles were already married. And it wasn't Ashley Madison. Skip the marital traffic, the unfair homewrecker reputation, and the camera crew of Cheaters storming your table with the funnier suggestion to make sure they're not married. Try searching for their Facebook relationship status. Or ask them directly, under the sincere premise that you're beginning to really like them.

9. Thou Shalt Not Trust (Initially)

It's always amazing to me how most people view trust as a checklist they'll just throw away for someone they love prematurely. Yet most religions support the idea of a higher power "testing them." In the Bible, Job was being tested by God. And God already liked him! Add to the scripture that "God is love," and why is this process uneven between humans looking for love? Why is a probation period for trust sometimes a deal-breaker? I'll tell you why. Desperation perceived, whether true or not, is a bargain to people who eventually aren't "worth" you! I'm talking about these poker-face, game-player, people who stay allergic to accountability by choice. They don't want a "trust test" because they know they'll fail. So they project their burden onto you, "trust me." Bad relationships start from free trust. Good things (including you) come to those who wait.

10. Thou Shalt Not Rush

Have a Skype Date first! Real love is a slow-motioned experience of the rhymes between 2 deserving people. So if your special someone is rushing this process, you might want to look for other clues of their sincerity. Have a scheduled cup of coffee from your laptop. There's the psychological benefit of your comfort level at home, you'll save money for the real date. And more importantly, you'll be just a click away from anything negative or inaccurate.
Extra Commandment

11.Thou Shall Look for "Puzzle Pieces"

This extra 11th Commandment is advanced and only available on the original blog entry. Enjoy yourselves. Stay safe. Love freely with The 10 Commandments of Online Dating.

Inside the riddle of The Starving Restaurant (in the book Narcissistic Puzzle Peace), you got the chance to explore the stages, phrases, and terms of emotional abuse. Click on extra riddle scenes to learn more specifically during the date. Enjoy yourselves. Stay safe.


Should Churches Be Deemed Essential?

A Fun Proposal - From the Characters


     “I’m Kaitlyn with Channel 21 News and a Special Report. During this pandemic a fair question is spreading almost as fast: ‘should churches be deemed essential?’ Some not only insist but even perceive COVID as a spiritual test on their faithful ways! Others insist there’s a big difference between a church and a personal relationship with God? I’m joined by our town’s favorite kindergarten teacher. And her students has a fun proposal to overcome this whole issue?”
     “That’s right Kaitlyn,” Janine begins. “Let’s open churches back up BUT…”
     “ON ONE CONDITION,” the kindergartners say in harmony as the teacher finishes.
     “Christians are NOT allowed back inside until they’ve read the whole Bible.”
     “The entire Bible?”
     “Correct.”
     “And how would churches enforce this new rule?”
     “Let’s ask our ushers to perform Bible Trivia Seating. Suppose the seating section depends on which Question Level Christians choose from: Bible Lover, Scripture Reflex, or the VIP Section for Kingdom Seekers."
     “And this is if they qualify to be seated at all?”
     “Correct,” Janine replies. “To be clear, new visitors to our faith are always welcome with no testing! But long-time Christians are now required to prove more than their attendance. This new policy easily creates blessings both ways.”
     “Really,” Kaitlyn replies. “How?”
     “False prophets can’t manipulate Christians anymore! We could steal their sheep’s clothing to design our trivia questions and relate better to their lost sheep! This protects The Kingdom.”
     “I see.”
     “Also Christians will better rhyme their reflexes with scripture in real time! Biblical decisions block spiritual traffic and clear the pathway to perfect our faith in our individual journey much faster.”
     “So you really would deny entry to a Christians who… couldn’t recite The Lord’s Prayer?
     “Yes,” Janine shocks. “Of course they are choosing the Question Level for entry.”
     “Have you already ran the idea by our new Governor?”
     “Separation of church and state,” Janine smiles. “Instead I’m asking all the churches of the world directly to participate. Me and my class are asking all Christian homes to join in this new idea. It’s literally Higher Learning! A church is a book club for The Good Book.”

Fun Gift
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